By now I'm sure you've all heard about Amazon's latest efforts at fail, the "glitch" that stripped any material deemed "adult" of its sales ranks. Funny thing is that the glitch is mostly stripping books with LGBT content whether or not the content is "adult" in nature while Ron Jeremy's biography is still searchable from the front page.

The ladies at Smart BItches, Trashy Books have a google bomb campaign going to make sure that while tons of books are no longer searchable at Amazon, Amazon's stupidity is searchable by all. Check out the new edition to the lexicon: Amazon Rank.

So my two experimental sodas weren't as bubbly as previous versions, but I had to put them in the fridge and halt fermentation because the bottles were ready to burst. But as I discovered today, you can sit them out for a second fermentation after you have strained the bits out to up the bubbles. Or if you want the bits to continue flavoring the soda, just open it up to let out the built up gas and then seal and continue the fermentation. Just keep an eye on the bottles and relieve the pressure when they get taut. So yay for that.

I made cupcakes this weekend for movie night, and they turned out delicious. They are basically this recipe, but I used almond meal instead of going to the tedious lengths of blanching and grinding them myself. Then I frosted them with whipped cream flavored with some orange blossom water.

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I also decanted my recent soda experiments. Molasses ginger beer on the left, grapefruit on the right. I like them both, although they both have fewer bubbled than previous experiments. Liz tried the ginger beer and also liked it, though she had it with a healthy serving of whiskey so that might have biased her a bit.


And just for kicks, BEETS!

About a month or two ago I found a recipe on the internets for making ginger beer at home and my interest was immediately piqued. I ended up using another recipe, or mis-remembering this one, since the way I make it is:

( Making the Ginger Beer )

I got my new electric blanket yesterday! It is so warm and toasty, and it works so well! It doesn't take an hour to heat up or give out half-way through the night. Electric blanket, I love you.

So I have the Daily Kitten widget on my iGoogle page because having an adorably kitty greet me when I log on at work somehow makes the morning better. Anyway, today's kitten was begging for a LOLcating.

I made dinner at Leia's house on Tuesday: Festival Squash Risotto, Salad with Lemon Mustard Vinaigrette, and Roasted Garlic for bread.


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I get a bag of fresh veggies every week from a community supported agriculture group (eatwiththeseasons.com, if you're interested) but even though it's the extra small bag, there's almost too much veg for me to eat on my own. One of my favorite ways to use up a bunch of veggies at a time is to make soup. These are the ones I made the two weeks, and they were both delicious and fast!

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There are many things already wrong with today for me: such as mice in my apartment including my bedroom and that it feels like I've become allergic to my legs. But at least it's become a little bit safer for me to carry a uterus in this country.

For the last week or so my legs have been itching, and yesterday it was particularly bad. I joked that it felt like I had meat lice, but I was honestly a little worried. This was reaching unnatural levels of itchy. Luckily, the internet was there to help. One piece of advice was to use hair conditioner instead of shave gel, and another was to rub your lotion on only in a downward direction.I tried both, and the itching was definitely reduced. This morning I did the lotion thing again, and my legs are about 90% better. Of course they kind of itch now that I'm writing about them, but not the crazy maddening itch of yesterday. Yay internet, you win again.

This is also a good way to use up the conditions I bought with the hope my hair would like them, only to have my hair throw a fit.

Yoinked from jou .

I think a spider laid it's eggs in my arm.


Okay, so it's just a nasty bug bite. But damn, that thing is swollen.

So I've taken my latest brush with illness to quit the Diet Coke again. Well, it's more like the thought of drinking soda kind of turns my stomach right now, and I'm going to pretend it's my awesome will power. Anyway, I'm finally feeling human again and like I can drink something other than water and hot water, so I bought some lemon lime owater for lunch.

Ew! I guess its the added electrolytes that make it feel sparky in my mouth, and maybe that would be cool if I hadn't had to drink 2 quarts of barium smoothie that had the same effect. No one wants a beverage that reminds them of a barium smoothie. Also, there is a very unpleasant mildewy/moldy aftertaste. Do yourself a favor and do not try this product.

...don't give me champagne and cake at 3 on Friday. Just saying!

So once again I am unable to resist doing a quiz during work hours, on an incredibly busy Monday. Emergency work orders? Bah! Let's check my seduction style.

Those horrible, deceitful ads on TV in favor of Prop 8 seem to be working. Because if you completely lie about what the proposition actually is, if you hide behind fear and hate, you can cover up the fact that it denies two people in love the right to marry. The wording of the proposition is pretty simple, and I hope that when people are reminded that they are voting to eliminate the rights of their fellow Californians, they will do the right thing. But we all know that lies and fear tactics work. Check out No on Prop 8 for the latest news, check out Feministe for actions you can take, and if you are a Californian, make sure to vote no on this travesty.

So the couscous collective blog is now available on LJ! Our name is couscouspress (couscouscollective is too long for a user name, apparently).

You know what isn't the best movie to watch when you're a vegetarian recovering from the stomach flu? Ravenous. It's funny, in a very dark way. But ew.

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